a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot
really smart fucker and short sassy fucker
pie-obsessed pit of self-loathing and his deadpan squinty-eyed partner in crime
Insecure, angry alien with barely a bunny thing atop his head aside from hair, and an extroverted cheery catgirl alien who has a creepy sweaty friend and draws on her walls with blood.
psycho-stoner alien and bitchy self-deprecating alien.
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Guys, the guy who plays Peter Pan in Disneyland and the girl who plays Wendy are married irl. This makes me really happy, like you have no idea.
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
Dude that’s nothin compared to this:
i cannot believe that someone made a fucking portrait of dean winchester’s blue steel