This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
how do i kill myself without actually killing myself
have you heard of Supernatural
have you heard of Sherlock
have you heard of Doctor Who
have you heard of Tom Hiddleston
have you heard of tumblr
The Mirror of Erised: The Single Saddest Object in the history of literature.
Oh god…Fred and George.
I HAD NEVER SEEN THE DUMBLEDORE ONE. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
This shit. Why.
SNAPE! D: The crack in the mirror and the sorrow in his shoulders! Oh!
THE GEORGE AND SNAPE ONE OHHHHH I’M SOBBING
so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!
My little sister just came up to me and said “I made a comic” so she handed me this
THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING IS HERE
SPRING. WHERE IS IT?
IT’S DOCTOR “HOO”
AND ITS ANIMATED
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I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST WORDS WOULD’VE BEEN “THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK.”
STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU ASSHOLES I COULD’VE DIED
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
woah that’s brilliant
u may think ur life sucks now
but at least u arent a werediaper
The crest of Tumblr.
This. Is. So. Damn. Cool.
I AM GETTING THIS TATTOOED!
What are those?
Those are Doritos.
seriously though, what the fuck are those?!
doritos. its an old bag design i know.
seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASETELL ME THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY REAL
“nacho cheese” flavoured doritos brand corn chips