I'm 21.
Happy, easily excited and carefree.
Spacey, procrastinator and irresponsible.

I'm sneakily planning on becoming a well-known artist that speaks 4-5 different languages and travels every year but I'm stuck studying Industrial Psychology up until then. I like to think I'm interesting and amusing so here's my Twitter

Some frequent tags:
Pokemon : Beauty : Harry Potter : Funny stuff : Anime : So true's : Stuff about me : Adventure Time : Art : Yums : Awesome things : Pretty girls : Quotes : Artsy Things : Para Maria : Para Coral : Para Fefi : Para Kat : Para Jesus : Para William : Para Jean : Para Jrge : Para Camou

My other brains:
Disney : Glee : Eyewear

 

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?

Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!

Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.

Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.

Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.

Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

Zooey Deschanel: *dances*

Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.

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dykeandikes:

I’m laughing so hard right now omg

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