givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

hashi-hashi:

hiddlesthedoctorin221b:

avengeallthethings:

sarahthepossum:

detectiveintraining:

deanlocked:

condescendent:

how do i kill myself without actually killing myself

have you heard of Supernatural

have you heard of Sherlock

have you heard of Doctor Who

have you heard of Tom Hiddleston

have you heard of tumblr

kellyalltimelow:

thecolorplaid:

shadowkat104:

emilyroz2:

i-need-someone-to-love-me:

The Mirror of Erised: The Single Saddest Object in the history of literature.

Oh god…Fred and George.

I HAD NEVER SEEN THE DUMBLEDORE ONE. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

This shit. Why.

SNAPE! D: The crack in the mirror and the sorrow in his shoulders! Oh!

THE GEORGE AND SNAPE ONE OHHHHH I’M SOBBING

fuck

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

uhvatar-quorra:

My little sister just came up to me and said “I made a comic” so she handed me this

 

wanderer-of-mirkwood:

b-billy-bibbit:

sweetlittlekitty:

THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING IS HERE

SPRING. WHERE IS IT? 

lulz-time:

IT’S DOCTOR “HOO”

AND ITS ANIMATED

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

angry-beibers:

angry-beibers:

I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST WORDS WOULD’VE BEEN “THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK.”

STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU ASSHOLES I COULD’VE DIED

phoenixwrong:

lora-does-things:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

“Drink” it…

And no more will come out.

So here’s my proposition…

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

woah that’s brilliant

stoicsilence:

u may think ur life sucks now

but at least u arent a werediaper

superwholock-is-the-new-sexy:

a-broken-chameleon-circuit:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

oldhatindeed:

The crest of Tumblr.

This. Is. So. Damn. Cool.

I AM GETTING THIS TATTOOED!

sebuttstian:

merksmirs:

paulyoptosaurus:

accio-avengers:

wollipyos:

asexuals:

What are those?

Those are Doritos.

seriously though, what the fuck are those?!

doritos. its an old bag design i know. 

seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASETELL ME THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY REAL

“nacho cheese” flavoured doritos brand corn chips

sonic-setting-24601:

gaylades:

 #if this was my house #i’d have a little boat #and wear a mask#and paddle about pretending to be the phantom

THAT TAG.

rune-midgarts:

oh my jesus just listen to it