THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING IS HERE
SPRING. WHERE IS IT?
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
woah that’s brilliant
Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔
- Austria (Personally,my favorite)
- Holy Roman Empire
- Czech Republic
I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING
THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
I think I just choked on my own laughter.
I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle
like this one
I had to reblog it for the eagle wearing the crown.
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
WHATS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC CALLED OMFG CRYING
IT’S BACK OMFG
imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”
roselia looks like such a sneaky bitch she’s always got that look that’s like i may be cute and innocent but i will fucking murder your family (◡‿◡✿)
so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
i just asked him to bless this post and he did
i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters
And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been  days since our last harry potter marathon”
The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.
In time, after being perched atop their mother’s feet for a thousand paces, like a child learning to dance on her mother’s shoes, the chick takes it’s first steps alone.
on the 4th gif it goes
“oooo ooo I’m walkin’
I’m walkin’ I’M WALKIN’
WAL- AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAH!”