wanderer-of-mirkwood:

b-billy-bibbit:

sweetlittlekitty:

THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING IS HERE

SPRING. WHERE IS IT? 

phoenixwrong:

lora-does-things:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

“Drink” it…

And no more will come out.

So here’s my proposition…

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

woah that’s brilliant

ichigo23-love:

collective-history:

historicalslut:

Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔

• Austria (Personally,my favorite) 
• England
• Prussia
• Denmark
• Holy Roman Empire
• Hungary
• Poland
• Czech Republic
• Bavaria

I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING 

THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL

America.

I think I just choked on my own laughter. 

Omg really?

I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle

like this one

I had to reblog it for the eagle wearing the crown.

Dead. 

FREEDOM

jaidefinichon:

stronglikemoose:

my-chemical-weapons:

HOLY 

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

 ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

WHATS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC CALLED OMFG CRYING

IT’S BACK OMFG

fool-of-skaia:

zikau:

zikau:

zora-link:

scarytomlomsom:

“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence

so is “Will Smith will smith.”

“Smith Will Smith will.”

I also just realized this could be a conversation.

Will Will Smith smith?

Will Smith Will Smith

*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.

imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”

toinfinityandbeyonce:

roselia looks like such a sneaky bitch she’s always got that look that’s like i may be cute and innocent but i will fucking murder your family (◡‿◡✿)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

kissedmequiteinsane:

asskaban:

terminallycheesy:

i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”

The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.

#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

thesassylorax:

starrypier:

In time, after being perched atop their mother’s feet for a thousand paces, like a child learning to dance on her mother’s shoes, the chick takes it’s first steps alone.

on the 4th gif it goes

“oooo ooo I’m walkin’

I’m walkin’ I’M WALKIN’

WALKIN’

WAL- AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAH!”

Fucking cuties.