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I'm 21.
Happy, easily excited and carefree.
Spacey, procrastinator and irresponsible.

I'm sneakily planning on becoming a well-known artist that speaks 4-5 different languages and travels every year but I'm stuck studying Industrial Psychology up until then. I like to think I'm interesting and amusing so here's my Twitter

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

ospreys: reaill: fastpuck: ashandherketchup: minestuck: bootybeachpatrol: dragonsroar: raccoontea: phemiec: lalondes-wonking: gurumichy: pettyartist: hitoshura0: easternstarlights: soujizz: persona 3: you walk up stairs at night Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything. Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today. Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars Monkey Island. You pick up things and use them sometimes. Half Life You’re a mute scientist that never does any science I use Zelda too much so Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies. Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you. Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week. Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer. baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws. happy wheels trust me, its not very happy Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming. Ace Attorney: You’re a lawyer. Shadow of the Colossus: You and your horse roam around a huge expanse of land to kill giants, and in the end you get turned in to a baby. Kingdom Hearts: Your weapon is a key and your ally is a duck.

ospreys:

reaill:

fastpuck:

ashandherketchup:

minestuck:

bootybeachpatrol:

dragonsroar:

raccoontea:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.

happy wheels

trust me, its not very happy

Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot

Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.

Ace Attorney: You’re a lawyer.

Shadow of the Colossus: You and your horse roam around a huge expanse of land to kill giants, and in the end you get turned in to a baby.

Kingdom Hearts: Your weapon is a key and your ally is a duck.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

(Source: imaparrot)

That one guy

katlechat:

Shit just got real. He said he wants to take me on a date someday and he also said I’m beautiful @_@ I am trying to keep calm but he’s making it SO difficult! But yeah, like I said before, I’m waiting until we meet in person. If he’s still interested after meeting me in person, THEN I’ll be making decisions and tell him to slow the fuck down XD But in the mean time:
 

OMG. PALOMO? KNDSAFL;DSAKNFLADF

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(Source: askthethunderer)

askthethunderer:

^^^ XDDDDD

(Source: hemsworthss)

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

Man 1: But I'm not Gay!

Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?

Man 1: but I'm not!

Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!

Man 1: honestly?

Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!

Man 1: probably Iron Man.

Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?

Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....

Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?

Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.

Man 2: oh yeah..

Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-

Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.

*awkward silence*

Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

oh you KNOW i closed my windows after this.

oh you KNOW i closed my windows after this.

procrastinationandpokemon: jamieaiken919: carby: how-do-i-even: aroihkin: accobi: beranyth: prothy-the-prothean: masterassassino: doctorscottie: ozolopolis: xeruth: pepsie: theamericankid: Gaming Logic more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration. When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing. Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier. All of these things. All of them. The more you tilt the controller, the further you move Any of you ladies find yourself doing some unexpected Kegals while playing video games? No? Just me? Ok. I do that too!! The more you tilt your controller in racing games, the easier the turn is

procrastinationandpokemon:

jamieaiken919:

carby:

how-do-i-even:

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

The more you tilt the controller, the further you move

Any of you ladies find yourself doing some unexpected Kegals while playing video games? No? Just me? Ok.

I do that too!!

The more you tilt your controller in racing games, the easier the turn is

procrastinationandpokemon: spiderpornfolder: nekochicana: winchesterlicious: meagansphilosophy: dean-a-ling-a-ling: veraciouslymendacious: emilianadarling: Oh. My. God. How long did this take someone to make???? #do they even have crime in canada I THINK I’M IN LOVE He should be holding an axe, though ^I agree i can’t this is perf Colonel Canada 

procrastinationandpokemon:

spiderpornfolder:

nekochicana:

winchesterlicious:

meagansphilosophy:

dean-a-ling-a-ling:

veraciouslymendacious:

emilianadarling:

Oh. My. God.

How long did this take someone to make????

#do they even have crime in canada

I THINK I’M IN LOVE

He should be holding an axe, though

^I agree

i can’t this is perf

Colonel Canada 

devilscabaret:

thoki4ever:

take me on the floor

Do it now

Looks like our video had been made as photoset… 

(Source: areyoudreamingohalice)

k-e-l-o-swavey: tastefullyoffensive: [photokapi/via] (via imgTumble)

k-e-l-o-swavey:

tastefullyoffensive:

[photokapi/via]

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somepeoplesayimpotato: Thor now calls Loki “Broki.”Loki then proceeds to blow up like a little shit and fuck everything up 

somepeoplesayimpotato:



Thor now calls Loki “Broki.”
Loki then proceeds to blow up like a little shit and fuck everything up