thefrogman:

Vitruvian Potato by Katrina Constantine [tumblr]

In collaboration with Awkward Elevator [tumblr]

PREVIOUSLYThe History and Social Influence of the Potato Volume 1

azureusblue:

cityblue30:

muffystopheles:

octowitchinghours:

baltimere:

zuky:

Sunday baked brunch: This is the most basic North American breakfast you can cook — two eggs, potatoes, bacon — done up a little differently, in the neverending quest to do new things with classic concepts. Sometimes it’s the simplest expressions that capture one’s creativity. This meal is done entirely in the oven. The eggs are baked in ramekins with cracked pepper, scallions, salsa, and herbs. The bacon is cooked over the potatoes with thyme and pepper. If the ingredients are good, you can’t go wrong with simplicity.

Eggs

EGGS

LOOK AT THOSE POTATOES

cook the bacon ON TOP OF the potatoes?

I need some sort of gif that expresses mind blowing

omfg

JEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN

OMG!! Alan, get out the emergency potatoes and bacon!

500daysofsassy:

celestialteez:

500daysofsassy:

are you fuckin shitting me his face looks like a sack of potatoes 

If by “sack of potatoes” you mean “manifestation of beauty and sex and everything right in this world” then yes.

no i mean a sack of fuckin potatoes 

500daysofsassy:

celestialteez:

500daysofsassy:

are you fuckin shitting me his face looks like a sack of potatoes 

If by “sack of potatoes” you mean “manifestation of beauty and sex and everything right in this world” then yes.

no i mean a sack of fuckin potatoes 

jim-is-fabby:

k1mkardashian:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

can this sexy potato get 1000 notes?

REAL potatoes don’t dress like whores and have self respect. cover up hun(:

jim-is-fabby:

k1mkardashian:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

can this sexy potato get 1000 notes?

REAL potatoes don’t dress like whores and have self respect. cover up hun(:

I fucking love potatoes.

I really fucking love potatoes.

murtlap-essence:

theoriginalspike:

Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.

They can be

Hot

Cold

Healthy

Unhealthy

Simple

Fancy

Eaten on the go

Ugh. Potato appreciation post.

i will always reblog this lol

I just love the gif

I remember that one week a couple of years ago where we ran out of potatoes and my mom was on vacation, and my dad didn’t have time to go buy any.

hardest week of my life.

#first world problems