moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

lizthefangirl:

malec-lightwood:

alldaymayday:

samyulle:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.

EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

toniic:

Running into a stranger at con cosplaying the same character as you

castielisamonkeyslut:

eridanschoicehalf:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

ukeking:

puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato

What if it makes you a hot potato

you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you

that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry

sodamnrelatable:

At first I’m like

Then I remember something inappropriate in it:

And I’m like:

melody-pond-is-a-super-hero:

remember how they NEVER USED THIS AGAIN EVER

tatertotblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

thefuuuucomics:

when you see someone you don’t want to talk to

sodamnrelatable:

And there’s music playing:

And the song restarts on page 2:

 

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

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