badbaileybad:

bratalie:

itscandidlycara:

yo America listen up

if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down

80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains

i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat

confetti?

FUCK THAT

apple pIES

7 BILLION APPLE PIES

#AND RON SWANSON WILL FLY OUT ON A GOLDEN EAGLE EATING A BACON WRAPPED TURKEY LEG #WELCOME TO AMERICA WORLD #BACON WRAPPED TURKEY LEGS FOR EVERYONE

DON’T FORGET LARRY THE CABLE GUY!

Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Obama: Is happy that people protest poor laws because it shows people exercising democracy.
Americans: You're destroying this country.
I don’t understand

alwaysandforeverspn23:

Forgive me, I’m Australian but I live in America right now and I do not understand why American’s would threaten to flee to Canada now that Obamacare is a thing because doesn’t Canada, like Australia, have free healthcare?

Isn’t Obamacare America’s version of free health care?

Why would people be escaping to a country like Canada when they’d just be going to the same kind of thing?

Am I not getting something here?

They/We (I’m in Puerto Rico, not sure if counts) have a lot of stupid folk. :’D